10 Ways To Tell That You’re Too Drunk To Drive Home From A Networking Event
1. All you can see are the backs of road signs 2. You’ve passed the same guy hitch hiking 6 times 3. You see 3 of everything 4. All the other cars are going the wrong way 5. All the red lights look beautiful as you pass them 6. For the first time in as long as you can remember, you’re having fun driving 7. The lane you’re in keeps moving away from you 8. You can see fine, even though your lights are off 9. You keep hearing screams as your car goes over bumps – how annoying 10. You can only see the back of the policeman’s head from the back seat
