12 Reasons Why Facebook Doesn’t Work For Me
1. My spellin ain’t so gud.
2. I don’t have time – I have a job
3. When I think, I fall asleee…….p zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
4. (I’m back) I keep playing those stupid games like Mafia Wars
5. I don’t like people
6. They won’t let me do porn
7. I keep trying to sell my stuff but no one wants to buy
8. My boss caught me on Facebook
9. My wife caught me on Facebook
10. My mom caught me on Facebook
11. I’m positive that I think negatively
12. I can’t find that damn :-] key on my keyboard!
