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Here's the little guy being eaten by the dinosaur. Will his friends and family remember him? Well, that depends on what he did in his short life. Did he only hunt and eat (and hide)? Did he try to collect trophies from all his kills? Maybe the furs to show off to his buddies? Did [...]  I saw a bumper sticker today during my travels. It said, "If you die of natural causes, you're a wussy." At first glance, that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. But then, it got me thinking… What did that really mean in my everyday life? And here's what I came up with: Life [...] Here it is, a brand new day. You just woke up and you're preparing to go to work or just start your day in general. What are you thinking? How are you feeling? Do you turn on the morning crap…I mean, news on your radio or T.V.? Why in the world would you sabotage yourself [...] 1. All you can see are the backs of road signs 2. You’ve passed the same guy hitch hiking 6 times 3. You see 3 of everything 4. All the other cars are going the wrong way 5. All the red lights look beautiful as you pass them 6. For the first time in as [...] 1. Dress with your pants halfway down your butt or wear a see-thru blouse (thong underwear is allowed, as long as nobody knows but you) 2. Eat anything with that has to be eaten with fingers (‘cause then you have to wipe them on your clothes before you shake hands) 3. Eat anything that may [...]  |
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